im thinking about leaving this blog idk, im not really into this or even homestuck anymore. if anyone wants to take over they can just shoot me an ask?
>EEeeeeEEEeEEEEeeeeeEEEEE BA BA BUUUMMM
Well, that was a loud noise. What could it be? (from anon)
Anonymous asked: Kirby: Go pester MK untill he flips a bitch
>Marx: Pester Magolor.
You’re just gonna…Yeah… (from anon)
>Magolor: Whack self in the face.
Why the hell did you do that. (from anon)
>You. Weird guy with the funny hat. Would you...
Man, you’d love to, but sadly neither of you know how to really cook. Your hat isn’t funny. (from anon)
=> Knock him the fuck out
==>Marx: Be US
(command from anon) You are now US. Your name is MAGOLOR and you HATE PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE. Besides despising people, you also like MACHINERY and ENGINEERING. COMPUTERS are of interest to you as well. BUILDING THINGS is your favorite hobby, and you’re very good at it, but you should be using this skill for BETTER THINGS, not making AMUSEMENT PARKS. Should’ve came up with a better...
>Marx: Shake it bake it booty quake it
(command from human-borth) Roll it around.
>One taste couldn't hurt.
OH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHAT COMPELLED YOU TO DO THAT
>Marx: That paint looks delicious.
(command from sxizzor) You gotta admit, this stuff DOES look pretty tasty—
>Marx: Explore your land.
Man, what a cock. Whatever! You have better things to do anyway! You don’t need them!
xgeegee216x: I wanna see more kirbystuck im gonna upload tonight actually!!
>Marx: Ignore what Maggie said.
berserkAntic[BA] has begun pestering negativeDivinity[ND]. [[MORE]] BA: HEY MAN BA: YOU OK??? I MEAN YOU ARENT LOSING YOUR SHIT ARE YOU ND: whgATt ND: No BA: ARE YOU READY TO PLAY THE GAME CMON LETS TEAM UP ND: i dO NIot ND: hAVE Time for YOU ND: I AM DOINg this to WiINN BA: WHATS YOUR PLAN?? ND: WHY ND: wouULD I telel yOU ND: YOu ARE N othigg but an INCONVENIence ND: A ComPLeTE...
>Speaking of annoying...
berserkAntic[BA] has begun pestering underhandedSorcery[US]. [[MORE]] BA: MAGS BA: MAGS MAGS MAGS MAGGIE MAGS BA: FUCKING ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!! US: Shut up BA: FINALLY BA: WHERE ARE YOU?? I THOUGHT WE STARTED US: Im not sure really i havent even gone out yet US: Have you BA: WELL COME ON!! I JUST WENT OUTSIDE THIS PLACE LOOKS COOL BA: ALL FLORAL AND SPARKLY AND SHIT US: I think we may...
>Marx: Block Kirby on Pesterchum.
(command from anon) Been there, done that. Him and all his other annoying friends.
>Marx: Pester GW.
(command from anon) Oh god no. That’s a terrible idea. Why would such a bad idea cross your mind? You hate that guy. He thinks he’s so high and mighty because he’s some knight with a fancy sword and a fancy ship and a fancy cape and GOD HE IS SO ANNOYING. He’s such a asshole to everyone. You’re never like that. Never.
>Marx: Retrieve ball.
(command from sxizzor) You grab your COMICAL CIRCUS BALL from the corner of your room. Man, you love this thing. You’ve had it ever since you were a little kid. You enjoy BALANCING on it, which has ended in terrible agony in the past. You continue to take a stroll down memory lane for a few minutes before putting the ball back in its place.
>Be another guy.
You are now another guy. We’ll get back to Kirby later. Your name is MARX and you’re basically a REALLY AWESOME DUDE. At least, that’s what you think. You have recently started playing some CRAZY VIDEO GAME with your FRIENDS, ACQUAINTANCES, and ENEMIES. It’s time to start some shit. One of your favorite HOBBIES is ANNOYING THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS. Especially...
i keep forgetting this blog exists and im really sorry but i hope to update it soon maybe
also fumus handle is scintillatingMaiden
>Do the wild and unexpected.
POPOSPRITE: hey KIRBY: :0 !!!!
>Kirby: Meet your new guide.
>Author: Miraculously give everyone sprites so...
HOW DO SPRITES WORK I DUNNO.
>Introduce actual MAIN CHARACTER.
Your name is KIRBY and you have just entered the MEDIUM or whatever the hell it is I don’t remember stupid Homestuck HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE WHO CARES. You have lots and lots of INTERESTS! These include FOOD, especially WATERMELON and MAXIM TOMATOES. You love playing GAMES with your many FRIENDS, like you are right now! Speaking of friends, you also like MAKING NEW ONES. But sometimes...
>Die and rise to godtier
(command from askfumu-tiff) The Knights of Hope and Doom have ascended to GOD TIER. We’re getting a little ahead of ourselves!
askfumu-tiff replied to your post: >EVERYONE: START GAME. omgomgomg really nice
>EVERYONE: START GAME.
You have a feeling it’s going to be a long day.